stop it

Lizzie, i'm 18 and I live in England ✌🏼️✌🏼✌🏼

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:
“Look at that sword though
”

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

Look at that sword though


spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

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but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

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BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

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you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

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BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

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look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

polarbong:
“I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board
”

polarbong:

I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board

earthstory:

Gorgeous views of Kauai, Hawaii (videographer I follow seems to have just visited there). Check out the opening wave!


bookavid:

the-cloud-road:

theravenbcys:

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this


turing-tested:

name your cats after cryptids so you can say things like “mothman got hair all over my favorite sweater again” or “the way bigfoot comes running after me when I open a can of tuna is really cute”


unshrink:

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.